Person: Austin Film Festival this is Samantha.
Kevin: Hi Samantha. I’m uh, looking to speak with Colin Hire? (spelling)
P: Sure. May I ask who’s calling?
K: My name is Kevin Masterson.
P: Alright, one moment. Let me see if he is available.
K: Thank you.
P: Mmm hmm.
*hold is broadcast about Saw*
Person 2: This is Colin.
K: Hi Colin. Uh, My name is Kevin Masterson and I’m from Bad News Delivery.com. And I have a - an ananonymous criticism that somebody would like to deliver with you. Uh, May I give you this information?
K: Alright. Uh, Dear Conference Director Colin Hire. We love AFF but the Producer’s Badge is grossly overpriced. Main reason, question mark, the parties are a real drag overcrowded and not enough good choice of free booze or food. You gotta step up the quality after all of these years it’s become a real source of didis dissatisfaction with many long term attendees. The price needs to come down or the conference perks need to improve. This year.
And that is it. Uh, If you’d like to follow up uh go to badnewsdelivery.com and that’ll be it.
C: Alright, thank you.
K: Thank you very much, Sir. Have a great day.
C: You too.